galileo used2 study in small lamp,graham bell used 2 study in candle,shakespeare used2 study in streetlight,mujhe
yeh samajh mein nahin aata....saale din mein kya makhhi marte the?????
in a party a lady stood n said,aj kal ki larkiya kya kuch nahi kar sakti..a sardar who was listening,suddenly
send-oye agar itni dum hain to ekbar deewaar pe susu karke dikha..
inzamam who didnt ndrstnd english was once told-ur wife is pregnant.he replied-insallah,credit goes
2 boyz,dey wrkd hard,specially shoaib,n crowd ne bhi bahut sath diya !!!
definition f gal frnd-jo har baat par tok tok k tumhari adaat badal de,aur do saal bad kahe-tum ab
pehle jaise nahi rahe !!!!
lalu was doing susu behind d car.bush askd him-tumhare yahaan police nahi pakarte? lalu-nahin bhaiya,humre
yahhan khud ko pakarkar karna parta hai !!!
raja ne rani ko kaha-ab mobile nahi,kabutar se msg bhejenge.rani ne bina letter ki kabutar bhej di..
raja ne gussa hokar bola-yeh kya? rani ne boli-janaab,missd call tha....
kaash pyar ka insurance ho jaata,pyaar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jaata,pyaar mein wafa mili
to thik-varna bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota,uska claim mil jaata !!!!!
a gud frnd is jus like a gud bra-hard 2find,comfortable,supportive,prevents u frm falling,holds
u tight n always very close 2 ur heart
when u feel sadness in ur heart,blackness in ur eyes,paleness in ur face...u r suffering frm vitamin
ME
makin love is a sensation dat is caused by temtation-a boy puts his location into a gal's destination-do
u get mah explanation or do u want a demonstration ?????
